Another day in the city of pain

sharing the life of the mad and insane

System: Check your command syntax and try again.

Stop the pain!

System: Check your command syntax and try again.

Process.end all

System: Can't end processes, active threads found.

Thread.end

System: Missing parameter.

Thread.end all

System: Ending Thread 0001.
System: Suceeded.
System: Ending Thread 0002.
System: Suceeded.
System: Ending Thread 0003.
System: Suceeded.
System: Ending Thread 0004.
System: Suceeded.
System: Ending Thread 0005.
System: Suceeded.
System: Ending Thread 0006.
System: Suceeded.
System: Ending Thread 0007.
System: Suceeded.
System: Ending Thread 0008.
System: Suceeded.
System: Ending Thread 0009.
System: Suceeded.
System: Ending Thread 0010.
System: Suceeded.
System: Ending Thread 0011.
System: Suceeded.

Process.end all

System: Ending Process.
System: Suceeded.

MyMode.statusDisplay

System: Objects status is: safe mode

Me.SaveToDisk

System: Insert Disk...
System: Saving.
System: Suceeded.

Poke 53287,12

System: Check your command syntax and try again.

Just kidding!

System: Check your command syntax and try again.

Me.ShutDown

System: Ending Threads.
System: Suceeded.
System: Ending Processes.
System: You are now: shut down.
System: Suceeded.

Me.Drop

System: Missing Parameter: Are you sure (Y/N/A)?

Me.Drop A

System: Dropping User. Yes to all.
System: Ending Processes...
System: Deleting Archives...
System: Deleting Calendar...
System: Deleting User...
System: Suceeded.

MyMode.statusDisplay

System: Objects status is: NULL

Wave.GoodBye

System: User unknown.

Disk.Eject

System: Disk Ejected.
System: Have a nice day.

*plopp*

…and I’m waiting…


Ich habe ein Online-Seminar „IT-Sicherheit“ absolviert. Sollen alle machen. Das Zertifikat lautet auf einen Kollegen. So LOL. Was meint ihr, was das Ding jetzt wert ist?

5 Gedanken zu „Another day in the city of pain“

  1. Passt doch immerhin gut zum Thema, denn da war die IT mit Sicherheit nicht sicher (was zu tuen ist).

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